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Bless my heart! Mama always said I couldn’t find my backside with both hands. I can find my backside, but everything else is up for grabs. These days, I have so many pans in the fire, or [...]

My driving misadventures are legendary, in my mind anyway. Today’s excursion adds another cautionary tale. I say I can’t find my way out of a paper bag. I’m not sure [...]

If you are puzzled by the Take 2, look at the last blog. Old sayings mean different things to different generations. Some of my father-in-law’s sayings were hysterical, and some were head [...]

Belly Up to The Bar What does that even mean and where did it come from? Doesn’t matter. The source of old sayings is often ambiguous. With me, old sayings are opportunities to misuse the [...]