Pouting and Ranting
WARNING: POLITICAL INCORRECTNESS WILL FOLLOW. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!
If pouting ever becomes an Olympic sport, I am a shoo-in for the gold medal. Ranting is my other outstanding skill. Between pouting and ranting, I could pile up more medals than Michael Phelps!
So here’s the rant first to explain the pouting.
Bless their hearts. Those with ties to the CDC must excuse my complaints. I am a conspiracy theorist at heart and have serious doubts about certain entities. I believe if you follow the money, you will find more than a few politicians with their hands in the till. Even maybe a few scientists are not looking for truth as much as they are seeking more patents and funding from questionable sources. (Most politicians wouldn’t know the truth if it bit them in the butt!)
Anyway, the CDC is on my “you know what list”! If you don’t know what that is, just know it is NOT making points with Santa Claus.
I have said before, the only exercise I like is swimming at the beach or in a very warm pool. I am a member at the local fitness center where the heated, therapy pool is totally my cup of tea. That is, until the CDC made their ASININE, sweeping guideline that has my swimsuit in a knot. My pout-o-meter has hit an all time high!
The only thing that kept me limping along through physical therapy was that I would be able to go back to swimming as soon as the scars on my knees had healed sufficiently. Imagine my chagrin (and generally ticked attitude) when everyone could go back to the pool except anyone 65 and older!
Whoo-eee! You think I wasn’t mad as a snake? I still am!
If it weren’t for the overall conspiracy by the left-wing libtards, that, folks, would be called ageism! When 99% of the time, I am in the pool by myself, it makes the scenario even more ludicrous. Hypocrisy, Idiocy, and down right WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! (I am not blaming the fitness center. They are just covering their backsides.)
And the mask! I can’t breathe and am becoming more and more claustrophobic each time I wear the dern thing! I don’t believe they help anyway. ARGH!!!
I think I’d better find a Bible verse to name and claim before I start using my plumbing vocabulary. I pro’bly better pray through before I write my next blog. I don’t want anyone getting the idea that I am anything other than a lovely, elderly lady of fine temperament, full of kindness and grace.
Yeah, I’m probably dreamin’ on that one.
Blessings
KB
One more word. Conspiracies to destroy what is good and true has been around since the beginning of mankind. Just ask Adam and Eve. That old snake conspired to get them kicked out of the Garden. David, Esther, Jeremiah, Nehemiah, Jesus, and others all had bad guys who tried to spoil things. Enough, sorry.
Jesus’ words have a great promise.
John 10:10 paraphrased
The thief comes only to steal and kill and destroy. Jesus came that I may have life and have it abundantly.
