What???

Well, I am going to post a funny blog later today but after seeing this sign on a drive-thru window, I had to post this first. I hope you can see the notice despite the glare.

Now first of all, I think holding stuff in one’s pockets is extremely uncomfortable. If you put a phone in a pocket on one side and there is nothing in the other you feel lopsided the entire time. I don’t know how guys do it!

However, when one tucks a phone, credit card, or some other small item into one’s foundational garment, a lady doesn’t usually feel it. She is used to carrying varying amounts of weight there, depending on her God given abundance. Another item or two makes no difference.

Second of all, where one tucks a credit card or ten dollar bill is not in a sweating part of the clothing. And if a lady is discreet enough, no one will see from whence she retrieves said item!

And three! Anyone working a drive-thru window needs to pay attention to the order not be scoping out another person’s cleavage!

That’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it!

Blessings

KB

1 Thessalonians 4:11 ESV

Aspire to live quietly and to mind your own affairs! (The ! is my addition!)